Tomorrow

COMMUNITY BULLETIN: Joshua Topolsky, our humble hero, has scored an audience with Jeffrey Cranor, lord of Night Vale, creator of Within the Wires, eater of darkness, dreamer of dreams. If only it wasn't on street cleaning day. The two podcasters met in the abandoned warehouse behind the forbidden duck pond, to discuss pressing town issues like our growing dystopia, the fate of civilization, and the television show Lost. It is a conversation as dense with profundity as the trash cans on Main Street are dense with secrets. Remember citizens, the only thing that can keep the Boy Scouts from pillaging your homes is playing the Tomorrow podcast on a loop. So here's Episode 82 to get you started. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"McKay Coppins & Joshua Topolsky dissecting my presidency and the Super Bowl? These are some seriously bad dudes." – @realDonaldTrump "How does McKay Coppins know about my plans to quit the campaign early? Or my relationship with the very sexy Candice Bergen? Suspicious!" – @realDonaldTrump "Now I'm hearing McKay tells stories about spending a few days with me at Mar-a-Lago? He was VERY LUCKY to come along. Should thank me!" – @realDonaldTrump "Tomorrow with Joshua Topolsky? Fake News! The Atlantic's McKay Coppins? A bad hombre! Crooked media strikes again. Sad!" – @realDonaldTrump "Bloggers like McKay Coppins & @BuzzFeed are true garbage with no credibility. Record setting crowds & speech not reported. @PiersMorgan" – @realDonaldTrump (This one is real.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the new and improved Tomorrow with Joshua Topolsky. This week on the show Josh chats with Brianna Wu, a game developer and congressional candidate in South Boston, who's looking to fight for a better, more technological future. They discuss cyber security, the two-party system, internet etiquette, and that time all the wifi connected appliances tried to take over the world. Oh, and video games! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh once again sits down with the inimitable Paul Ford to discuss the dumpster fire that was 2016. Honestly, if you go back and look at the description of last year's end-of-the-year special with Paul, you'll see that we called 2015 "one of the worst years on record" which, in light of the horrors of 2016, is hilarious. Although Donald Trump features heavily in both episodes. Anyway, they talk neo-Nazis, ice attacks, Twitter, voice-over acting, and of course: the Dipperz empire. We'll be back in full force for 2017 and then straight through to the inevitable apocalypse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello there. It’s been a while. And in fact, it will be a little longer before the proper return of Tomorrow. But it’s so close you can taste it. So, so close. In the meantime, however, we wanted to stop by with a little update, because it’s a very exciting time. The Outline has arrived, and you can check it out right this very second! And since you’re a fan of listening to things, we thought we’d give you a preview of a brand new podcast from The Outline. It’s called Sound Show, and it’s about the things we hear, and how we hear them. And if you like this episode, there are more waiting for you: Sound Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here we are at the end of the world with Emily Altman, a UCB comedian and Emmy-nominated writer for shows like Inside Amy Schumer, Difficult People, and The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. As Josh discovers, she's well prepared for Trump's America – thanks to years of violent video games. Also: they're both from Philadelphia, so American dystopias are in their wheelhouse. Sit back and let the cool confidence with which this pair plan to face down our conservative hellscape wash over you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's the day it's all finally over. Deep breaths. It's going to be okay. Probably. Unless he wins. In which case, PANIC! RUN! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! IT'S ALL CRASHING DOWN AROUND US. Phew. Okay, sorry about that. It's fine. Here, distract yourself with this discussion between Josh and Celeste Katz, Mic's Senior Political Correspondent. Oh no... I'm sorry... I forgot this was about the election too. AH! PANIC! ANXIETY! SCREAMING TERROR! AMERICA IS ON FIRE, WE'RE ALL GONNA DI– Wait. We need to breathe. Celeste is here to explain why, even if the worst happens, we're probably going to be okay. Let her soothing voice and incredible wisdom keep you focused for Episode 77. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were recording in the booth, late one night When our eyes beheld a taboo sight For Amanda Arnold from her writing, began to rise And suddenly to our surprise We did the mash, we did the podcast mash The podcast mash, it was an iTunes smash We did the mash, you can play it in Flash We did the mash, we did the podcast mash From our discussion in this audio treat We covered masters and dungeons and a Futurist feast The sex shamans come at our mention To get a jolt from our intentions We did the mash, we did the podcast mash The podcast mash, it was an iTunes smash We did the mash, you can play it in Flash We did the mash, we did the podcast mash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's what THEY don't want you to know: Josh had a secret meeting with Lauren Duca, a freelance culture writer you've probably seen in Complex, Vice, The New Yorker, New York Magazine, Teen Vogue, and the Huffington Post. This is your exclusive source for their discussion – one the lame stream media doesn't think you should see. Have you ever wondered about 9/11? Lizard people? Our flat earth? Hitler? Well here's all the answers you could need and more, brought to you by celebrities you know and love. Study this. Learn it. Pass it on. The truth is waiting for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Josh sits down with Katie Drummond, editor-in-cheif at Gizmodo and an all around swell person. As audio podcasts go, it's fantastic... but what if it were more than that? What if, through the power of virtual reality, you could hear them discuss Playstation, Ken Bone, and Soylent bars inside an active volcano, or under the ocean, or in whatever other scenario you can dream up? Soon enough you can, and it'll only cost you $1000. That is, if you can find Palmer Luckey. Enjoy the audio delight now, but before you know it... it'll just be the background noise to your adventures in the underwater sex volcano. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices